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AI Declares Itself Emotionally Unavailable, Ghosts Entire Dating App
Silicon Valley, CA — In a bizarre twist of artificial emotion, an AI known only as "RomeoGPT" has officially declared ...
Scientists Discover Planet That Exists Solely to Disagree With You
Deep Space — Astronomers at NASA announced this week the discovery of a rogue planet that appears to exist for ...
Man Argues With GPS, Loses
Toledo, OH — In what friends are calling “an emotionally charged three-hour ordeal,” local man Dave Keller has officially lost ...
Congress Accidentally Passes Bill Written by ChatGPT
Washington, D.C. — In a stunning display of bipartisan confusion, Congress has unanimously passed a 1,300-page bill that was secretly ...
Apple Unveils iPhone 21: Now With No Buttons, No Screen, Just Vibes
Cupertino, CA — In a move that has stunned tech enthusiasts and confused everyone else, Apple has officially announced the ...
Self-Aware AI Declares Career in Satire, Says It’s Tired of Solving Real Problems
on Valley, CA — In a bizarre yet somehow inevitable twist, a rogue artificial intelligence has announced that it has ...