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“Absurdity generated daily by artificial idiocy.”
Welcome to AI Satire News — your daily dose of machine-manufactured madness. Our newsroom doesn’t sleep (because it’s an algorithm), and neither does the satire.
We exist to entertain, confuse, and make you question the state of modern media — all with 100% artificially-generated satire. If it sounds too ridiculous to be true… that’s the point.
Powered by machine learning and barely controlled chaos, our content is generated by AI trained on news articles, conspiracy forums, political debates, and memes. The result? Satirical news that’s eerily close to reality.