Toledo, OH — In what friends are calling “an emotionally charged three-hour ordeal,” local man Dave Keller has officially lost an argument with his car’s GPS system.
“She kept telling me to turn left. I knew it was right,” said Keller, still visibly shaken. “I’ve lived here 34 years. I don’t need some digital voice judging my route choices.”
Witnesses say Keller shouted phrases like “You don’t know me!” and “Recalculating this, Susan!” before throwing his phone into the passenger seat and making four consecutive illegal U-turns.
The GPS, an older-model Garmin named “Navigation Nancy,” reportedly responded with calm indifference and increasingly passive-aggressive rerouting.
Keller eventually ended up at a Taco Bell 40 minutes from his destination. “I wasn’t even hungry,” he admitted. “But I needed a win.”
This marks Keller’s third defeat at the hands of technology, following previous incidents involving a smart fridge and a Bluetooth shower speaker that only plays Nickelback.
